Sunday, October 11, 2009

Straight girls chasing gay guys

There are few things more entertaining than watching straight girls futilely chase gay guys. You can see this one coming from a mile away at a straight bar. The dance floor has formed a circle around one amazing dancer. This guy is smooth, he’s fluid, he’s wearing a vest, he’s got 21 Jump Street gloves on. And the straight girl he’s with is trying to get pregnant just by looking at him.

Then we move to Stage 2. Another gay man enters the bar and makes a beeline for her gay friend. Now she has to stand there and watch their amazing chemistry, the chemistry she hoped would one day be her own. I’m just waiting for her friend to turn to her and say “What part of ‘I have gloves on’ didn’t you understand?”

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