Little medley of ideas. Not sure they have legs but will probably try a few.
• Ever notice how you suddenly lose respect for the program you’re watching when you’re about to turn off the TV? You’re watching the news and they’re like “Police reports indicate that” (Click) “Nobody gives a shit.”
• Like going out to eat since I never cook and don’t know how to. I don’t like when they list every single ingredient in every single dish on the menu. Look obviously I don’t understand that shit that’s why I’m here.” I don’t know what the fuck shallot or shallow is. Some big special onion or some shit.
• Some girls are knowledgeable about sports and that’s awesome. But the funny ones are the ones that don’t know anything about sports. Those are the girls you should talk to. According to my friend Kat, there are two levels of football-college football and regular.
Only compliment people in a robot voice.
About Me
- dannytribe19
- New York, New York, United States
- Danny is a writer for Someecards.com and when not avoiding doing stand up does stand up at clubs around New York. He has performed stand up or some shadow of it at Atlanta's Punchline and New York's Gotham Comedy Club and Broadway Comedy Club. You can even dust off an old video of his debut performance at: http://www.youtube.comwatch?v=16AaoBFMUww He also has photographs of himself that other people took and posted on Facebook. He has no idea how to convert those over to this blog. Oh wait. There we go.
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