This is probably too evil but hopefully no one cares on the Internet.
I’m personally not afraid of midgets but I know people that are. Friend of mine is pregnant and she’s terrified her baby will be a midget. So she went to the doctor and asked him, “Excuse me, can you tell me at what stage you can tell if the baby is going to be a midget?"
Doctor: "Ah ma'am we're getting into the midget detection phase of your pregnancy. Basically we're going to do a sonogram and if you hear us start snickering that means your baby is a midget."
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