Monday, August 24, 2009

Women

If I've learned anything about women, it's that I like to think about women. And observe them. Including their bodies. What I've observed is that I don't do well with all women. Or most. What I do well with are women that are bored. If you've got nothing else to do and you've been stirring your drink while staring at the wall for the past 20 minutes--That's where I shine. Hey there, stranger. Mind if I sit a spell?

As long as you're not a total dickbag most girls don't mind talking to you if they're at the end of their rope. Now, Johnny, now.

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