Here’s how Disney World got to be so popular. You get married. Then you’re like “Uh what are we going to do?” “I don’t know. Let’s watch TV.” So then you watch TV together and you get fat. Then you’re like “Now what?” “I don’t know, let’s fuck.” So then you fuck and then you have kids.
Then the kids are sitting in the living room bored. How do you entertain them? Same way you entertained yourself. Turn on the TV and watch this Disney shit. Then the kids get fat too. Then the kids are like “Disney World looks awesome! I want to go there!” So you gather up your fat family and you take them to Disney World. Then when you get there you’re like “Holy shit this is really cool but we have to walk everywhere! This sucks!” And that’s why Disney World is crammed with thousands of fat families complaining about all the walking and dying to get back to their hotel room to watch TV.
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