Saturday, March 21, 2009

Reasons to dance

If you’re in a group of mostly single people and are wondering what the real dynamics are between everyone just get people on the dance floor. That’s where all the emotions and desires immediately bubble to the surface. You can figure out which guy wants to mack on which girl and instantly gauge the girl’s reaction to his ploy. It’s also a great way to figure out if a girl likes you or not. If you’re dancing with another girl and she makes painstaking efforts not to watch or participate you could be onto something. Or you could be a self absorbed narcissist who can’t read women’s body language for shit. Either way at least you’re out dancing.


I really hope that last sentence came across less gay than it sounds. But it didn’t. And by gay I mean “something that doesn't offend you.” Your life was probably better off before you read this.

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