Moving to Florida!

So I’m seven years old living in Ohio and my mom keeps telling me soon I’m going to be a Floridian. All I know about Florida is that they have palm trees and beaches. So I assumed we’d be living right on the beach with palm trees everywhere. Vollyeball, sand dollars, what have you. Only problem with that scenario is we were dirt fucking poor at the time. And guess what--Poor people don’t live on the beach. I lived in Florida for 11 years and probably went to a beach like five times. Here’s a fun lesson for kids: Poor people live inland.